As the title suggests, I rather badly want this next post to come to fruition.
I want to slap Chris Brown in his smug shitty cunty little face.
I want the judge to realise what a silly mistake he made in sentencing Chris. I want him to finally understand that Chris Brown should go to JAIL.
In jail, I want Chris Brown to get raped by huge scary guys, either with their own penises, a shank, or a splintery wooden broom handle.
Upon hearing him tell Larry King that he doesn't actually remember beating Rihanna, I want someone to restore his memory. I mean, I'm glad he gets to escape the painful memories of this experience, but I don't think it's really fair. Rihanna after all will probably NEVER forget it, even if she wants to.
EDIT: oh check dis quote "I just look at it like, wow. I'm in shock, because that's not who I am as a person…I don't know what to think. It's just like, wow. When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened."