I want for group assignments not to exist.
I want my essay to be written already.
I want to vomit everything I just ate.
I want to make out with Colin Firth (I am watching Bridget Jones' Diary instead of doing essay).
I want my hair to grow like 4 inches longer immediately thx.
I want to get paiddddd. (originally a typo. 'I want to get laiddddd'. funny.)
I want to be as funny in blog-form as I am in reality.