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I want for group assignments not to exist.

I want my essay to be written already.

I want to vomit everything I just ate.

I want to make out with Colin Firth (I am watching Bridget Jones' Diary instead of doing essay).

I want my hair to grow like 4 inches longer immediately thx.

I want to get paiddddd. (originally a typo. 'I want to get laiddddd'. funny.)

I want to be as funny in blog-form as I am in reality.

good night.

So I went out last night (woo! social life!) and now I look/feel like this:



So today, i want this stuff:





and Sarah Millican:



because she is so sweet and endearing and hilarious and I want her to be my friend. If anyone can hook me up... You should totally youtube her if you don't know who she is. That's what I mainly want today. To spread the love of sarah.

This might be a regular thing!

So today I went to work. Then to Newtown. Drank some coffee. Bought my brother a present. Went shopping with my mum. Ate some thai. I am home now, but going out later. For the next few weeks I want this to stop happening:



And this body so I can stop feeling guilty about not going to the gym this morning:

I have started a blog.

This blog has been born out of procrastination. I have an essay due next week that requires a lot of work to go into it. It is even an interesting topic (urbicide) and yet still I find it too difficult to just fucking do it. SO.

I made a blog. I will be blogging about things I want. That is it, really. Sometimes I will just post pictures of things I am thinking of (eg. frivolous objects that will make my life better) or maybe will get all deep and shiz and talk about what I want out of life. That probably won't happen though, so stay tuned for the fun crap I want.

Today:




Beauty and the Beast necklace by Disney Couture. 'mazin.